✳ Run entirely over text
Your social media,
handled.
Every week we write and design your posts — swipeable carousels, graphics, captions — and text them to you. You look them over between customers and reply yes. An agency charges $1,500 a month to do the same job.
Nothing to log into, we never see your passwords, and the first two weeks are refundable if you don’t like the work
Actual engine output — on loop
№ 1 — The routine
Three steps. Then, mostly silence.
Tell us about your business
Five questions over text. Takes about four minutes and there is no form to fill in.
We make the week’s posts
We write them and build the carousels and graphics, then text you what we came up with.
You reply “yes”
It goes out at the hour your customers are actually looking. Once you stop wanting to check, tell us and we will just post.
№ 2 — The work
Real posts, spelled right.
Some of these we designed. The rest are a photo the owner already had, where the writing was the whole job. Both came out of the same thing that would write yours.
Your photo, our wordsThree cortados, one table, zero laptops open. That's the goal. Our espresso is pulled on beans roasted twelve miles from here — which is why it tastes like something instead of just caffeine. Send this to the person you owe a coffee.
#pasadenacoffee #oldtownpasadena #espressobar #coffeeshopsnearme
Your photo, our wordsThe corner table by the window is open. It won't be in twenty minutes. Rainy-day rules at our Pasadena coffee shop: french press, no rush, stay as long as your book lasts. Save this for the next grey afternoon.
#pasadenacafe #rainydayreads #frenchpress #cozycoffeeshop
Photo + graphicHalf-price lattes this Friday. That's the whole post. Every latte, all day, 7am–4pm at our Old Town Pasadena shop. Oat milk included, no minimum, no catch. Send this to whoever you're dragging along.
#pasadenacoffee #lattedeals #oldtownpasadena #coffeespecials
Photo + graphicPeonies are back, and they're only here for about three weeks. Our spring bouquet is cut and arranged the morning you order it, with local Pasadena delivery before noon. Save this so you don't miss the window.
#pasadenaflorist #springbouquet #peonyseason #flowerdelivery
Pure graphic"The best ideas are brewed, not forced." Written on our chalkboard this morning by a regular who's been coming in since we opened. She's not wrong. Send this to someone who needs to slow down today.
#pasadenacoffee #slowmornings #coffeeshopquotes #shoplocal
Pure graphicYour bouquet can last twice as long. Three things, none of them complicated. 1. Re-cut the stems at an angle every other day 2. Change the water — actually change it, don't top it up 3. Keep them off the counter next to the fruit bowl. Ripening fruit gives off ethylene and wilts flowers fast Save this for your next bunch.
#pasadenaflorist #flowercare #bouquettips #freshflowers
On Growth & Pro — the flagship
Your tips, turned into carousels people swipe.
The things worth saying — how whitening works, what makes your espresso different — broken into clean, branded slides. Carousels are the most-saved, most-shared format on Instagram, and we build them from your posts automatically. Every word spelled right, in your colors.
← swipe · one post, four slides, built for you
On Growth & Pro
Film it. We’ll cut it.
Send a few 10-second clips from your phone and we cut them into a reel in your colors, with something worth watching in the first three seconds. It is your real footage. We never generate video.
Captions are written for how the platforms actually work now. The hook goes in the first 125 characters, because that is all anyone reads before the caption cuts off. Plain search words go near the top, since these apps are search engines now. And every post is written to be sent to someone — one share into a DM does more for reaching new people than a dozen likes.
№ 3 — The owners
Illustrative voices — real customer reviews will live here after launch
I run a coffee shop, not a marketing department. I text them what’s going on and my Instagram just… stays alive.
“It sounds like me. Clients actually message us about the posts now — and I haven’t touched Canva in months.”
Maya Osei
Owner, hair studio
“Posting used to be the thing I dreaded on Sundays. Now it’s a text I answer between clients. That’s it.”
Devon Price
Owner, barbershop
№ 4 — Questions
Asked, answered.
No. It all happens in your text messages, the same way you text anyone else. There is no app and nothing to sign into.
Tell us what is off — “too formal”, “use the other photo”, “cut the last line” — and we will redo it. Nothing posts until you say so.
A carousel is a swipeable set of slides — your tip or offer broken into a few clean, branded cards instead of a single photo. They are the most saved and most shared format on Instagram, which is why they are our headline feature. On Growth and Pro we build them from your posts automatically: every word spelled right, in your colors, ready before you have to think about it.
Yes — and it is on every plan, starting with Starter. Your Google Business Profile is what people see when they search your name or find you on Maps, so a steady stream of fresh updates there does more for walk-in customers than almost anything else. We keep it posted alongside your other channels, automatically, from the same texts you already send us.
Never. You connect your accounts through a secure service that hands us permission to post and nothing else. Your login stays yours.
Then you should not pay for it. Tell us in the first two weeks and we will refund it — text us and it is done, there is no form. By then you will have seen half a dozen posts, which is enough to know. After that you can cancel any time and you will not be billed again.
Ready to stop worrying about posting?
Leave your number and we’ll text you. That first message is where it starts, and it is the same place everything else happens.